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Mano Mundo

2012-05-13T21:43:46.6891638+02:00

Vandaag was het weer Mano Mundo.

Elk jaar opnieuw slechter en slechter.
Dit jaar 150 kraampjes die dezelfde te dure rommel verkopen,
een springkasteel voor kinderen vanaf 12 jaar, leg maar uit aan een kleuter,
muzak van kust mijn kl*ten,
een bende breek-dansers uit "Den Heegue" die niet de beleefdheid kunnen opbrengen om Nederlands te spreken,

en de ongelofelijk onverantwoorde poster onder van de provincie Antwerpen:
misschien eens proberen om gewoon een lagere limiet op te leggen?

Kleuren

2012-05-06T20:46:33.1252448+02:00

Eej Jos, wette gij nog welleken dat telefong is?

Zoek Els

2012-04-30T20:45:24.281+02:00

Vroem vroem

2012-04-09T13:27:22.905284+02:00

Boom in 't klein

2012-04-09T13:06:54.358409+02:00

iNot

2011-12-27T18:50:42.022+01:00

BBQ Flora

2011-10-16T22:19:33.921875+02:00

http://www.owanneke.com/Foto/2011/0820_BBQ_Flora

Huwelijk Sofie & Samuel

2011-09-10T14:51:55.279875+02:00

http://www.owanneke.com/Foto/2011/0812_SofieSamuel

Plopsaland

2011-08-30T21:08:17.5689995+02:00

http://www.owanneke.com/Foto/2011/0828_Plopsaland

Shit

2011-08-25T14:49:19+02:00

Heijderbos

2011-08-19T21:00:18.882875+02:00

http://www.owanneke.com/Foto/2011/0815_Heijderbos

Iemand moest de foto maken...

2011-08-14T00:09:34.931125+02:00

Paar foto reeksen

2011-07-31T22:48:00.21+02:00

http://www.owanneke.com/Foto/2011/0521_Bosstraat_Kermis

http://www.owanneke.com/Foto/2011/0529_FeriaAndaluza

http://www.owanneke.com/Foto/2011/0604_Bokrijk

http://www.owanneke.com/Foto/2011/0605_Ridderfeesten

http://www.owanneke.com/Foto/2011/0715_Furth

Pass the butter, please

2011-07-28T09:48:11+02:00

Margarine was originally manufactured to fatten turkeys, but when it killed the turkeys, the people who had put all the money into the research wanted a payback so they put their heads together to figure out what to do with this product to get their money back. It was a white substance with no food appeal so they added the yellow coloring and sold it to people to use in place of butter.

Do you know the difference between margarine and butter?

- Both have the same amount of calories.

- Butter is slightly higher in saturated fats at 8 grams; compared to 5 grams for margarine.

- Eating margarine can increase heart disease in women by 53% over eating the same amount of butter, according to a recent Harvard Medical Study.

- Eating butter increases the absorption of many other nutrients in other foods.

- Butter has many nutritional benefits where margarine has a few and only because they are added!

- Butter tastes much better than margarine and it can enhance the flavours of other foods.

- Butter has been around for centuries where margarine has been around for less than 100 years.

And now, for margarine..

- Very High in Trans fatty acids.

- Triples risk of coronary heart disease ...

- Increases total cholesterol and LDL (this is the bad cholesterol) and lowers HDL cholesterol, (the good cholesterol)

- Increases the risk of cancers up to five times..

- Lowers quality of breast milk

- Decreases immune response.

- Decreases insulin response.

Margarine is but ONE MOLECULE away from being PLASTIC... and shares 27 ingredients with PAINT.

Open a tub of margarine and leave it open in your garage or shaded area. Within a couple of days you will notice a couple of things:

- no flies, not even those pesky fruit flies will go near it (that should tell you something)

- it does not rot or smell differently because it has no-nutritional value; nothing will grow on it. Even those teeny weeny microorganisms will not a find a home to grow.

Kristl & Stefan

2011-07-09T23:49:29.312+02:00

http://www.owanneke.com/Foto/2011/0709_Kristl_Stefan

I hope real Boeings have better manuals...

2011-06-13T23:32:21.452+02:00

Collect all them!
Take me back home is your right choice.
Do must let children play under the adult.
Do not touch the fire, it hasn't a function on ultraviolet radiation.

Bokrijk

2011-06-04T23:07:24.14825+02:00

Kasteel van Gaasbeek

2011-06-02T23:05:28.257+02:00

Balletje

2011-05-28T22:27:25.71+02:00

Klik op het balletje om de kleur te veranderen.

Time Machine

2011-05-26T09:13:55+02:00

David Cameron goes to a science exhibition and is shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future.

The man in charge invites him to ask any question he likes.

So Cameron asks,
"What will Australia be like in 100 years time?"

The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action and gives a printout,
which the man reads,
"The country is in good hands under the new Prime Minister, crime is non-existent, there is no conflict, and the economy is healthy.
There are no worries."

Cameron has another go,
"What will China be like in 100 years time?"

Another print out:

"The country is the world's leading economy and everyone there enjoys the highest standard of living in the world"

Cameron then asks,
"What will Great Britain be like in 100 years time?"

The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action.
The man gets a printout, but he's just stares at it.

"Come on," says Cameron, "What does it say?"The man replies,
"Buggered if I know! It's all in Arabic!"

Linux

2011-05-25T09:55:20+02:00

Please upgrade to Firefox 5

2011-05-22T19:02:07.635+02:00

I know Firefox is a stable application, but promoting a beta version as a stability update over a release version?

Leerzame graffiti

2011-05-17T09:00:15.65325+02:00

Eerste communie met concurrentie

2011-05-02T00:35:07.500625+02:00

Reflecties

2011-05-02T00:32:54.156875+02:00

Vava

2011-05-02T00:32:18.969375+02:00

Marijke & Erik

2011-05-02T00:31:48.89125+02:00

Busted!

2011-04-17T21:51:01.953125+02:00

Doopfeestje Matisse

2011-04-17T02:17:48.218+02:00

http://www.owanneke.com/Foto/2011/0410_Doopfeest_Matisse

Dilbert

2011-04-10T11:15:20+02:00

Nieuw kindje!

2011-04-09T12:20:41.02575+02:00

http://www.owanneke.com/Foto/2011/0327_Aenea

Planckendael

2011-04-09T11:56:24.385125+02:00

Sex Problems

2011-03-12T10:53:29+01:00

1. When I was born, I was given a choice: A big dick or a good memory...

I don't remember what I chose.

2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying: 'No hard feelings....'

5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:

'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.

6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.

7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.

8. Virginity can be cured.

9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.

10. Having sex is like playing bridge.

If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small...

12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.

13. Q: What's an Australian kiss?

A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.

14. A couple just married was happy with the whole thing.

He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing...

15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man's life?

A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife don't.

16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

A: Breasts don't have eyes.

17. Despite the old saying: 'Don't take your troubles to bed'.

Many men still sleep with their wives!!

18. Can you tell when the honeymoon is over?

At the first headache.

The Ultimate Body Piercing Men LOVE

2011-03-10T15:39:01+01:00

The ULTIMATE in Women's
Body Piercing...

Biggest turn on for guys!

Free doctersexam

2011-03-06T13:09:50+01:00

If you can't afford a doctor, go to an airport.

You'll get a free x-ray and a breast exam.

If you mention Al Qaeda, you'll also get a free colonoscopy.

Google

2011-03-05T13:37:57+01:00

How to handle stress

2011-03-05T13:36:59+01:00

Handle every stressful situation like a dog.

Piss on it and walk away.