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Margarine was originally manufactured to fatten turkeys, but when it killed the turkeys, the people who had put all the money into the research wanted a payback so they put their heads together to figure out what to do with this product to get their money back. It was a white substance with no food appeal so they added the yellow coloring and sold it to people to use in place of butter.

Do you know the difference between margarine and butter?

- Both have the same amount of calories.

- Butter is slightly higher in saturated fats at 8 grams; compared to 5 grams for margarine.

- Eating margarine can increase heart disease in women by 53% over eating the same amount of butter, according to a recent Harvard Medical Study.

- Eating butter increases the absorption of many other nutrients in other foods.

- Butter has many nutritional benefits where margarine has a few and only because they are added!

- Butter tastes much better than margarine and it can enhance the flavours of other foods.

- Butter has been around for centuries where margarine has been around for less than 100 years.

And now, for margarine..

- Very High in Trans fatty acids.

- Triples risk of coronary heart disease ...

- Increases total cholesterol and LDL (this is the bad cholesterol) and lowers HDL cholesterol, (the good cholesterol)

- Increases the risk of cancers up to five times..

- Lowers quality of breast milk

- Decreases immune response.

- Decreases insulin response.

Margarine is but ONE MOLECULE away from being PLASTIC... and shares 27 ingredients with PAINT.

Open a tub of margarine and leave it open in your garage or shaded area. Within a couple of days you will notice a couple of things:

- no flies, not even those pesky fruit flies will go near it (that should tell you something)

- it does not rot or smell differently because it has no-nutritional value; nothing will grow on it. Even those teeny weeny microorganisms will not a find a home to grow.

Kristl & Stefan

Johan Ramael — Sat, 09 Jul 2011 21:49:29 GMT

http://www.owanneke.com/Foto/2011/0709_Kristl_Stefan

Men At Work

Fri, 08 Jul 2011 10:16:27 GMT

I hope real Boeings have better manuals...

Johan Ramael — Mon, 13 Jun 2011 21:32:21 GMT

Collect all them!
Take me back home is your right choice.
Do must let children play under the adult.
Do not touch the fire, it hasn't a function on ultraviolet radiation.

PEBCAC

Johan Ramael — Sun, 12 Jun 2011 14:00:35 GMT

I need such a T-shirt!

Bokrijk

Johan Ramael — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 21:07:24 GMT

Kasteel van Gaasbeek

Johan Ramael — Thu, 02 Jun 2011 21:05:28 GMT

Balletje

Johan Ramael — Sat, 28 May 2011 20:27:25 GMT

Klik op het balletje om de kleur te veranderen.

Time Machine

Thu, 26 May 2011 07:13:55 GMT

David Cameron goes to a science exhibition and is shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future.

The man in charge invites him to ask any question he likes.

So Cameron asks,
"What will Australia be like in 100 years time?"

The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action and gives a printout,
which the man reads,
"The country is in good hands under the new Prime Minister, crime is non-existent, there is no conflict, and the economy is healthy.
There are no worries."

Cameron has another go,
"What will China be like in 100 years time?"

Another print out:

"The country is the world's leading economy and everyone there enjoys the highest standard of living in the world"

Cameron then asks,
"What will Great Britain be like in 100 years time?"

The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action.
The man gets a printout, but he's just stares at it.

"Come on," says Cameron, "What does it say?"The man replies,
"Buggered if I know! It's all in Arabic!"

Linux

Wed, 25 May 2011 07:55:20 GMT

Voedselketen

Wed, 25 May 2011 07:50:00 GMT

Toilet Rolls - For Those Who Take Longer

Tue, 24 May 2011 07:09:14 GMT

Please upgrade to Firefox 5

Johan Ramael — Sun, 22 May 2011 17:02:07 GMT

I know Firefox is a stable application, but promoting a beta version as a stability update over a release version?

The right sport for you

Johan Ramael — Wed, 18 May 2011 07:45:53 GMT

1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.

2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.

3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.

4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.

5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.

And....

6. The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is GOLF.

THE AMAZING CONCLUSION:

The higher you go in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.

There must be a ton of people in Washington playing marbles!

Leerzame graffiti

Johan Ramael — Tue, 17 May 2011 07:00:15 GMT

The Harley-Davidson Facts

Johan Ramael — Mon, 09 May 2011 11:25:01 GMT

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson , died and went to heaven.At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. 'Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven.'Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, ' I want to hang out with God.'St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.God recognized Arthur and commented, 'Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle? 'Arthur said, 'Yeah, that's me...'God commented: 'Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?'Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but finally spoke, 'Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?'God said, 'Ah, yes.''Well,' said Arthur, 'professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention!

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end suspension
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds
3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble about too much
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.
5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!!

'Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there,' replied God, 'hold on.'God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the results.The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.'Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,' God said to Arthur, 'but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours'.

Comic for May 8, 2011

Sun, 08 May 2011 10:50:07 GMT

Eerste communie met concurrentie

Johan Ramael — Sun, 01 May 2011 22:35:07 GMT

Reflecties

Johan Ramael — Sun, 01 May 2011 22:32:54 GMT

Vava

Johan Ramael — Sun, 01 May 2011 22:32:18 GMT

Marijke & Erik

Johan Ramael — Sun, 01 May 2011 22:31:48 GMT

Dilbert

Sat, 23 Apr 2011 08:48:40 GMT

Busted!

Johan Ramael — Sun, 17 Apr 2011 19:51:01 GMT

Doopfeestje Matisse

Johan Ramael — Sun, 17 Apr 2011 00:17:48 GMT

http://www.owanneke.com/Foto/2011/0410_Doopfeest_Matisse

Made with a Sony

Tue, 12 Apr 2011 22:38:40 GMT

Dilbert

Sun, 10 Apr 2011 09:15:20 GMT