Three men go into a motel.
The desk clerk said the room was $30, so each man paid $10 and went to the room.
A while later, the desk clerk realized the room was only $25, so he sent the bellboy to the three guys' room with $5.
On the way, the bellboy couldn't figure out how to split $5 evenly between three men, so he gave each man $1 and kept the other $2 for himself.
This meant that the 3 men each paid $9 for the room, which is a total of $27.
Add to that the $2 the bellboy kept and the total is $29. Where is the other dollar?
Ey-jo jamajajo, we gaan het maken, we gaan naar de top? Fucking loosers. Fantastisch VRT krapuul.
Vandaag een spannende match op de terreinen van VC Carré.
De ploeg van Reet werd uiteindelijk verslagen met 3 - 2.
Set standen: 18 - 25, 25 - 20, 20 - 25, 25 - 18, 15 - 13 (of zoiets).
Zo, de recent comments staan terug online...
Moest iemand er ooit naar kijken 
Quote uit mail van Adobe:
This is an advertising message from Adobe Systems Incorporated, its affiliates and agents ("Adobe"), 345 Park Avenue, San Jose, CA 95110 USA. If you'd prefer not to receive e-mail like this from Adobe in the future, please click here to unsubscribe or send an e-mail to unsubscribe-na@adobesystems.com. Alternatively, you may mail your unsubscribe request to:
UNSUBSCRIBE
Adobe Systems Incorporated
P.O. Box 2205
Beaverton, OR 97075 USA
The color brown is a trademark? Fucking stupid Americans!
Please hire real software developers for your junk applicaiton!
Shoud I be worried?
This is after a 15min 30% load...
Greetz to all home & kitchen IT people out there fucking up our installations.
Do you ever get a piercing pain in your chest, usually on your left side under your rib, which almost feels like a bubble ready to burst?
It causes you to catch your breath, and you try not to breathe in or breathe out too much because it’s extremely painful either way.
You take short, staggered breaths and try not to move. Finally, you work up the courage to take a sharp inhale or exhale.
You feel a sensation similar to a bubble bursting and the pain is gone.
What is this strange sensation that is so painful and uncomfortable?
It is actually a very common condition and most people have experienced it.
The medical term for this occurrence is Precordial Catch Syndrome.
Many people mistakenly believe that they are having a heart attack at the onset of this type of pain.
While the pain is strong and located in an area that would seem like the heart, this condition is not a heart attack, nor is it heart related.
Precordial Catch Syndrome (PCS) is the most common cause of recurring chest pain. It is also sometimes known as “a stitch in the side” or “Texidor’s twinge”.
It occurs most often in children and teenagers, but does persist into adulthood as well.
The pain occurs just under the left nipple, near where you feel the heart beat most strongly on the front of the chest, and comes on very suddenly.
This extremely sharp pain causes a person to not want to move or breathe. This is where the “catch” part of the name is derived.
Any movement or breathing only seems to intensify the pain. The pain usually lasts for around 30 seconds to 1 minute before disappearing.
Sometimes the pain will suddenly disappear upon taking a strong breath or moving suddenly as well. This can almost feel like a pop of an imaginary bubble.
After the pain is gone, there is usually a dull ache that lingers.
These onsets of pain can occur frequently, sometimes several times a day, and can occur when exercising, resting, or when in virtually any other state.
Doctors have not been able to correlate PCS with any particular triggers, such as heavy activity or the like.
However, there are some doctors that believe things like heavy or irregular breathing or even posture could play some type of role in bringing about an episode of PCS.
At this time, doctors and researchers do not know what causes the pain associated with PCS.
The most accepted theory is that the pain is the result of a pinched nerve somewhere.
Due to the fact that the onsets of PCS are so quick and disappear just as quickly, it’s hard for doctors to actually see the condition in action.
While doctors aren’t sure of the actual causes, they are sure that it poses no danger.
They believe it to be a completely benign condition and is most certainly not cause for alarm.
For this reason, there is not a lot of information or studies regarding the physical cause of PCS available.
Doctors feel no need to intensify study of something they know to be only a minor inconvenience.
The only real worry is that sometimes, what seemed like PCS, could possibly turn out to be something more serious.
The following are signs of more concerning illness:
- Chest pain that extends into the left side of the jaw or arm
- Chest pain that a person describes as a “heavy” feeling
- Pain that does not improve at least a little after 24 hours of regular doses of ibuprofen
- Fever
- Cough, especially a cough that produces phlegm ("flem," or “flame")
- Extreme anxiety with the pain or a feeling of “impending doom”
- Blueness or paleness of the lips or fingernails
- An irregular, rapid, or pounding heart rate
- Marked difficulty breathing or catching one’s breath (different from mild pain with breathing)
If any of these occur, please be sure to call your doctor’s office right away. These could be indications of a more serious and potentially threatening condition.
People experiencing PCS need no particular treatment at all.
Usually, just the reassurance that they aren’t having something dangerous happening is all that they need to hear to set their minds at ease.
PCS should not interfere with normal activity, and there’s no reason to use any form of medication.
If you are experiencing PCS, it may be worth a visit to the doctor just to go over the symptoms to be sure that it is not a different condition that could be more serious.
Doctors can easily tell the difference between a serious heart condition and Precordial Catch Syndrome just by talking with the patient, and doing a physical examination.
In the meantime, you can rest assured that your extremely painful, stabbing feeling is completely normal and only a minor inconvenience.
And remember, the key to getting rid of the pain quickly is to just work up the courage to take that deep breath, scream in pain, and be done with it.
Fucking completely normal? Not fucking dangerous?
Try having one while driving, or while carrying your child!
Na de spetterend spannende overwinning twee weken terug tegen Zandhoven voor de Falos beker (2 - 3) stond deze week Blaasveld op het menu.
Na een denderd slechte match (denk Westerlo - Moeskroen van gisteren avond) werd VC Carré nipt werslagen met 3 - 0.
Hello Dear,
My name is Mrs.Catharina Sies; I am a dying woman who has decided to donate what I have to you/church. I am 61 years old and I was diagnosed for cancer for about 2 years ago immediately after the death of my husband who has left me everything he worked for and because the doctors told me I will not live longer than some weeks because of my health i decided to WILL/donate the sum of $3,500 000 Three million five hundred thousand dollars to you for the good work of humanity and also to help the motherless and less privilege and also for the assistance of the widows.
I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly and please use the funds well and always extend the good work to others.
Here is the Contact information of my Attorney below:
Abogado De Justicia
Notario & Tribunal
Mr.Daniel Juan
Phone:+34-687-665-538
Email:deabogado@aim.com
and tell him that I have WILLED $3,500 000.00 to you and I have also notified him. I know I don't know you but I have been directed to do this. Thanks and God bless.
NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the task is accomplished as i don't want anything that will jeopardize my wishes.
From Mrs.Catharina Sies
Hoe heet een moderne, muzikale homo?
nen iPot
Dear visitors,
for those of you who use the ath.cx domain to access my websites (owanneke, illiake, khde...), please note that due to the fact that I have decided to get a fixed IP address, these domains will be updated once when the new IP address is active. After that, the account will not be updated anymore, and may be removed by Dyndns.org in the future due to inactivity.
Please use the .be and .com domain names to access my websites.
[Update]
Wooha, Belgacom is fast... Address already assigned: 87.66.21.46. Tests and hopefully online tonight!
[Oxymoron Update]
So, for all the nitwits out there
http://owanneke.ath.cx should not be used anymore, please use http://www.owanneke.be, http://www.owanneke.com or http://johan.ramael.be
http://illia.ath.cx should not be used anymore, please use http://illia.ramael.be or http://www.illiake.be (warning: this address will disappear in 2010)
http://khde.ath.cx should not be used anymore, please use http://www.khde.be
Slechte voorspellingen
De toeristische sector richt zijn pijlen op de weersvoorspellers. Zeker op lange termijn zijn de voorspellingen in juli en augustus niet accuraat, klinkt het. "De Kust heeft een microklimaat met minder wolken, minder regen en meer zon dan in andere regio's in het land. Onnauwkeurige voorspellingen hebben zeker voor de Kust een grote economische impact."
Oftewel, vanaf heden schijnt aan zee enkel nog de zon!
Idioten, ze kunnen zelfs niet samenvatten welk weer het is geweest, laat staan dat ze zouden weten wat er morgen gaat gebeuren...
Result:
Onnozel voetbal commentatorken op 2BE, hou uw bakkes!
From:Mrs Glad Swarin
Lot 10 bp 225 Williamsville.
Abidjan, Cote D' Iviore.
Tell:+22547925114
Dear One,
I am Mrs Glad swarin in Abidjan cote d' Ivoire, I wish to solicit for your help in migrating to your country and invest my funds briefly,
I am a Sierria Leonean nationality and a wife to the late Dr. Maxwell Swarin untill his death, my husband was the general overseer of the diamond mine in kanema Sierra Leone, On April 6th 2000, the military forces loyal to the government of Ahmed Tijan Kabbah invaded the diamond mine, and ssasinated my husband, mistaking him for his brother Mike Swarin who is the deputy to the leader of the revolutionary united front ( R U F) Foday Sanko, when the news reached me, I huriedly gathered some valuables in our family villa and escaped for my dear life in company of my only son Paul, among the valuables was a file that contained details of a deposit my husband made in a security company in Abidjan Cote d' ivoire ; He deposited fifteen million united states dollars ($15,000,000.0) U S D in a trunk box with this security company as precious stone, in the name of our only son Paul and the money was made from sales of gold and diamond during his time as the general overseer.
Now we are in Abidjan and has verifiedn the deposit with security company. I have decided to look for a good enterprenure to whom I can entrust this funds to after which we would arrange to meet with you in your country.We need your assistance to move this funds out of Cote d'ivoire for investment in your country, as we can not invest here due its nearness to our country.
If you would assist us in this regard, we ask for your professionalism to look for a viable and lucrative business, so that we can invest wisely. We have it in mind to give you 15 percent of the total funds and 20% percent share in any investment you would embark upon.
If you would assist us, we would also set aside 5 % percent of the funds for ancillary expences which you might incure in the course of this transaction. The fortune we have revealed to you should remain confidential as it is only you and we have told about it,on reciept of this message for futher directives. Note that this transaction is hundred percent risk free.
You are by reason of this email requested to forward your particularsto us in other to submit it to the security company as the beneficiary and would give you the contact of the security company to futher your claims immediately, so as to transfer the funds in your account.
I am eagerly waiting for your urgent response, You can get back to us through this Number :+22547925114
May God bless you.
Best Regards
Mrs Glad Swarin.
|