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# Friday, October 03, 2008

Hier zie daar zie, twee filmpkes. Eentje over Bill Gates zijne laatsten dag bij Mikkisoft en eentje over hoe je den helpdesk actief krijgt...



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Coole foto's, als er iemand model wil zijn voor een gelijkaardige serie...



 
 

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# Thursday, October 02, 2008
 
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# Wednesday, October 01, 2008
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# Tuesday, September 30, 2008
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# Monday, September 29, 2008
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Three men go into a motel.
The desk clerk said the room was $30, so each man paid $10 and went to the room.

A while later, the desk clerk realized the room was only $25, so he sent the bellboy to the three guys' room with $5.
On the way, the bellboy couldn't figure out how to split $5 evenly between three men, so he gave each man $1 and kept the other $2 for himself.

This meant  that the 3 men each paid $9 for the room, which is a total of $27.

Add to that the $2 the bellboy kept and the total is $29. Where is the other dollar?

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# Sunday, September 28, 2008

Ey-jo jamajajo, we gaan het maken, we gaan naar de top? Fucking loosers. Fantastisch VRT krapuul.

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Vandaag een spannende match op de terreinen van VC Carré.

De ploeg van Reet werd uiteindelijk verslagen met 3 - 2.

Set standen: 18 - 25, 25 - 20, 20 - 25, 25 - 18, 15 - 13 (of zoiets).

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# Saturday, September 27, 2008

Zo, de recent comments staan terug online...

Moest iemand er ooit naar kijken :-)

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# Friday, September 26, 2008

Quote uit mail van Adobe:

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# Wednesday, September 24, 2008
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The color brown is a trademark? Fucking stupid Americans!

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Please hire real software developers for your junk applicaiton!
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Shoud I be worried? :-)

This is after a 15min 30% load...

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# Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Greetz to all home & kitchen IT people out there fucking up our installations.

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Way to go!

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# Monday, September 22, 2008
Do you ever get a piercing pain in your chest, usually on your left side under your rib, which almost feels like a bubble ready to burst?


It causes you to catch your breath, and you try not to breathe in or breathe out too much because it’s extremely painful either way.
You take short, staggered breaths and try not to move. Finally, you work up the courage to take a sharp inhale or exhale.
You feel a sensation similar to a bubble bursting and the pain is gone.

What is this strange sensation that is so painful and uncomfortable?

It is actually a very common condition and most people have experienced it.
The medical term for this occurrence is Precordial Catch Syndrome.


Many people mistakenly believe that they are having a heart attack at the onset of this type of pain.
While the pain is strong and located in an area that would seem like the heart, this condition is not a heart attack, nor is it heart related.

Precordial Catch Syndrome (PCS) is the most common cause of recurring chest pain. It is also sometimes known as “a stitch in the side” or “Texidor’s twinge”.
It occurs most often in children and teenagers, but does persist into adulthood as well.

The pain occurs just under the left nipple, near where you feel the heart beat most strongly on the front of the chest, and comes on very suddenly.

This extremely sharp pain causes a person to not want to move or breathe. This is where the “catch” part of the name is derived.
Any movement or breathing only seems to intensify the pain. The pain usually lasts for around 30 seconds to 1 minute before disappearing.

Sometimes the pain will suddenly disappear upon taking a strong breath or moving suddenly as well. This can almost feel like a pop of an imaginary bubble.
After the pain is gone, there is usually a dull ache that lingers.

These onsets of pain can occur frequently, sometimes several times a day, and can occur when exercising, resting, or when in virtually any other state.

Doctors have not been able to correlate PCS with any particular triggers, such as heavy activity or the like.
However, there are some doctors that believe things like heavy or irregular breathing or even posture could play some type of role in bringing about an episode of PCS.

At this time, doctors and researchers do not know what causes the pain associated with PCS.
The most accepted theory is that the pain is the result of a pinched nerve somewhere.
Due to the fact that the onsets of PCS are so quick and disappear just as quickly, it’s hard for doctors to actually see the condition in action.


While doctors aren’t sure of the actual causes, they are sure that it poses no danger.
They believe it to be a completely benign condition and is most certainly not cause for alarm.
For this reason, there is not a lot of information or studies regarding the physical cause of PCS available.
Doctors feel no need to intensify study of something they know to be only a minor inconvenience.


The only real worry is that sometimes, what seemed like PCS, could possibly turn out to be something more serious.
The following are signs of more concerning illness:


- Chest pain that extends into the left side of the jaw or arm
- Chest pain that a person describes as a “heavy” feeling
- Pain that does not improve at least a little after 24 hours of regular doses of ibuprofen
- Fever
- Cough, especially a cough that produces phlegm ("flem," or “flame")
- Extreme anxiety with the pain or a feeling of “impending doom”
- Blueness or paleness of the lips or fingernails
- An irregular, rapid, or pounding heart rate
- Marked difficulty breathing or catching one’s breath (different from mild pain with breathing)


If any of these occur, please be sure to call your doctor’s office right away. These could be indications of a more serious and potentially threatening condition.

People experiencing PCS need no particular treatment at all.
Usually, just the reassurance that they aren’t having something dangerous happening is all that they need to hear to set their minds at ease.
PCS should not interfere with normal activity, and there’s no reason to use any form of medication.


If you are experiencing PCS, it may be worth a visit to the doctor just to go over the symptoms to be sure that it is not a different condition that could be more serious.
Doctors can easily tell the difference between a serious heart condition and Precordial Catch Syndrome just by talking with the patient, and doing a physical examination.

In the meantime, you can rest assured that your extremely painful, stabbing feeling is completely normal and only a minor inconvenience.
And remember, the key to getting rid of the pain quickly is to just work up the courage to take that deep breath, scream in pain, and be done with it.

Fucking completely normal? Not fucking dangerous?

Try having one while driving, or while carrying your child!
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# Sunday, September 21, 2008

Na de spetterend spannende overwinning twee weken terug tegen Zandhoven voor de Falos beker (2 - 3) stond deze week Blaasveld op het menu.

Na een denderd slechte match (denk Westerlo - Moeskroen van gisteren avond) werd VC Carré nipt werslagen met 3 - 0.

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# Friday, September 19, 2008
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# Sunday, September 14, 2008

En we zijn met z'n allen naar Planckendael geweest...



http://www.owanneke.com/Foto/2008/Planckendael/
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# Saturday, September 13, 2008

Hello Dear,

My name is Mrs.Catharina Sies; I am a dying woman who has decided to donate what I have to you/church. I am 61 years old and I was diagnosed for cancer for about 2 years ago immediately after the death of my husband who has left me everything he worked for and because the doctors told me I will not live longer than some weeks because of my health i decided to WILL/donate the sum of $3,500 000 Three million five hundred thousand dollars to you for the good work of humanity and also to help the motherless and less privilege and also for the assistance of the widows.
I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly and please use the funds well and always extend the good work to others.

Here is the Contact information of my Attorney below:
Abogado De Justicia
Notario & Tribunal
Mr.Daniel Juan
Phone:+34-687-665-538
Email:deabogado@aim.com

and tell him that I have WILLED $3,500 000.00 to you and I have also notified him. I know I don't know you but I have been directed to do this. Thanks and God bless.

NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the task is accomplished as i don't want anything that will jeopardize my wishes.
From Mrs.Catharina Sies

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# Sunday, September 07, 2008

Hoe heet een moderne, muzikale homo?

nen iPot :-)

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# Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Hier nog twee url's:

http://foto.owanneke.be naam zegt het zelf

http://www2.owanneke.be moest je interesse hebben in mijn website van 10 jaar geleden...

http://ftp.owanneke.be read access naar de ftp server

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Sorry folks for the downtime last night, it was required to make some changes to the webserver's config.
We split up the websites into several separate virtual sites, using hostnames to redirect you to the correct site, in stead of asp pages processing the incoming ath.cx url.

Here's a list of sites you can visit:

http://www.owanneke.be and http://johan.ramael.be redirect you to http://blog.owanneke.be (this page).

http://www.owanneke.com also redirects to the blog, but is hosted externally and contains high-bandwidth contents like pictures and videos.

http://www.illiake.be and http://blog.illiake.be redirect you to http://illia.ramael.be (keeping in mind that the illiake.be domain will not be prolonged when the subscription ends).

http://www.ramael.be is a lander page with links to all other sites.

http://sjiek.ramael.be contains the info on our photography services.

http://www.khde.be links to the old khde website (this is still under revision).

http://forum.khde.be, http://blog.khde.be and http://kalender.khde.be link to the logical parts of the khde website.

As such a big reconfiguration has the likely risk of errors, please, please, pretty please let me know when you find a dead link or something that doesn't work.
With over 15GB of data online, I really can't test every single page.

Thank you very much!

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# Monday, September 01, 2008

Dear visitors,

for those of you who use the ath.cx domain to access my websites (owanneke, illiake, khde...), please note that due to the fact that I have decided to get a fixed IP address, these domains will be updated once when the new IP address is active. After that, the account will not be updated anymore, and may be removed by Dyndns.org in the future due to inactivity.

Please use the .be and .com domain names to access my websites.

[Update]
Wooha, Belgacom is fast... Address already assigned: 87.66.21.46. Tests and hopefully online tonight!

[Oxymoron Update]
So, for all the nitwits out there :-)

http://owanneke.ath.cx should not be used anymore, please use http://www.owanneke.be, http://www.owanneke.com or http://johan.ramael.be

http://illia.ath.cx should not be used anymore, please use http://illia.ramael.be or http://www.illiake.be (warning: this address will disappear in 2010)

http://khde.ath.cx should not be used anymore, please use http://www.khde.be

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# Sunday, August 31, 2008


Whaaa, kill 'em, kill 'em all. Shoot twice, just to be sure!

http://www.ssp-online.be/w08/index.html
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# Friday, August 29, 2008
Slechte voorspellingen
De toeristische sector richt zijn pijlen op de weersvoorspellers. Zeker op lange termijn zijn de voorspellingen in juli en augustus niet accuraat, klinkt het. "De Kust heeft een microklimaat met minder wolken, minder regen en meer zon dan in andere regio's in het land. Onnauwkeurige voorspellingen hebben zeker voor de Kust een grote economische impact."


Oftewel, vanaf heden schijnt aan zee enkel nog de zon!

Idioten, ze kunnen zelfs niet samenvatten welk weer het is geweest, laat staan dat ze zouden weten wat er morgen gaat gebeuren...

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